Monthly Archives: July 2009
Phil and Aroone Talk Asses
Horse humor is like the humor of 6th grade boys. I asked Aroone why he thought Phil was so funny. He told me this story. One day, Phil saw a lady walk by their field. He turned to Aroone and said, “Look at her ass.” She was apparently a wee bit plump. Aroone said, “What … Continue reading
Coney’s Reincarnation
Millie contacted me to see if her passed away cat had reincarnated into her new kitten. I get asked this a lot, and most of the time, the answer is No. My experience has been that only about 10% of … Continue reading
Chopper Comes Back…
Max and Shelley went to a garage sale looking for a mini-chopper. They came back with this beautiful boy. They named him Chopper, of course. Max wanted to know if she and Chopper had past lives together. Chopper said, “Nope, … Continue reading